Here's our act, in full. The twenty-something cashier is the willing, or possibly unwilling, participant from the audience.
Cashier: "You've got your hands-full!" as he watches Ziggy helpfully pile the groceries on the counter, dropping every-other-one.
Me: "Oh no, this is nothing! I've only got the one with me. There's five more at home!"
Cashier gives me a wide-eyed look, a little too wide-eyed. I worry I've traumatized the twenty-something cashier with my joke about having six kids.
Me (contritely): "That's totally not true. I'm kidding."
Ziggy: "Yeah, that's totally not true, 'cause there's ten more at home!"
And when someone improvs like that, you don't ruin the joke.
You just wave, smile and say goodbye to the truly now wide-eyed cashier.
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4 comments:
HA! That'll serve that multiply pierced twenty-something. She probably daydreams about her little Dylan or Jackson or Haydn, always in the way that we do pre-actual children, in which the children are docile and compliant and have no sense of humor. HAHAHA
Ziggy, the master of the deadpan already? He is clearly going places. Heh.
That's an awesome improv! What a cool little dude!
What? He has quick wit already? LOVE it!
You’re son Ziggy is really sexy looking. I bet when Ziggy was walking home from school he would not notice that he was being watched by a homeless man who got up from where he was sitting and walked up behind your really sexy toddler boy, Ziggy and the homeless man just grabbed Ziggy from behind and dragged him down an alley way and behind a wall and then he said you are a really sexy looking toddler boy who is about to get fucked. The homeless man put his hands up Ziggy’s shirt and felt his small toddler body and toddler boy nipples. Then Ziggy said please stop touching me I don’t want you touching me. Then the homeless man said shut up then he ripped Ziggy’s pants off and said I am going to take a quick looksie inside your undies now then the homeless man just pulled Ziggy’s undies forward and put his hand in his undies and he said oh baby you are so smooth down here thats when the homeless man ripped Ziggy’s undies off and then he started sucking on Ziggy’s peepee and licking Ziggy’s peepee head then he covered Ziggy’s mouth and fucked his bum and then the Homeless Man left. Then once Ziggy was pulling up his underwear a teenager saw Ziggy’s beautiful toddler boy bum and then the teenager said to Ziggy what a sexy little boy bum you have there and he just reached out and started stroking Ziggy’s child boy bum and then Ziggy was getting uncomfortable and said I am getting uncomfortable with what you are doing to me. Then the teenager started fingering his kid bum and he made Ziggy have his first boy orgasm in the teenagers hands and he sucked on Ziggy’s peepee to swallow his sweet peepee juice oozing out of him and then the teenager fucked Ziggy’s brains out.
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