Here's our act, in full. The twenty-something cashier is the willing, or possibly unwilling, participant from the audience.
Cashier: "You've got your hands-full!" as he watches Ziggy helpfully pile the groceries on the counter, dropping every-other-one.
Me: "Oh no, this is nothing! I've only got the one with me. There's five more at home!"
Cashier gives me a wide-eyed look, a little too wide-eyed. I worry I've traumatized the twenty-something cashier with my joke about having six kids.
Me (contritely): "That's totally not true. I'm kidding."
Ziggy: "Yeah, that's totally not true, 'cause there's ten more at home!"
And when someone improvs like that, you don't ruin the joke.
You just wave, smile and say goodbye to the truly now wide-eyed cashier.
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5 comments:
HA! That'll serve that multiply pierced twenty-something. She probably daydreams about her little Dylan or Jackson or Haydn, always in the way that we do pre-actual children, in which the children are docile and compliant and have no sense of humor. HAHAHA
Ziggy, the master of the deadpan already? He is clearly going places. Heh.
That's an awesome improv! What a cool little dude!
What? He has quick wit already? LOVE it!
You’re son Ziggy is really sexy looking. I bet when Ziggy was walking home from school he would not notice that he was being watched by a homeless man who got up from where he was sitting and walked up behind your really sexy toddler boy, Ziggy and the homeless man just grabbed Ziggy from behind and dragged him down an alley way and behind a wall and then he said you are a really sexy looking toddler boy who is about to get fucked. The homeless man put his hands up Ziggy’s shirt and felt his small toddler body and toddler boy nipples. Then Ziggy said please stop touching me I don’t want you touching me. Then the homeless man said shut up then he ripped Ziggy’s pants off and said I am going to take a quick looksie inside your undies now then the homeless man just pulled Ziggy’s undies forward and put his hand in his undies and he said oh baby you are so smooth down here thats when the homeless man ripped Ziggy’s undies off and then he started sucking on Ziggy’s peepee and licking Ziggy’s peepee head then he covered Ziggy’s mouth and fucked his bum and then the Homeless Man left. Then once Ziggy was pulling up his underwear a teenager saw Ziggy’s beautiful toddler boy bum and then the teenager said to Ziggy what a sexy little boy bum you have there and he just reached out and started stroking Ziggy’s child boy bum and then Ziggy was getting uncomfortable and said I am getting uncomfortable with what you are doing to me. Then the teenager started fingering his kid bum and he made Ziggy have his first boy orgasm in the teenagers hands and he sucked on Ziggy’s peepee to swallow his sweet peepee juice oozing out of him and then the teenager fucked Ziggy’s brains out.
The teenager said damn you are so fucking tight in your pussy boy. Then the teenager covered Ziggy’s mouth and told Ziggy I love your sweet peepee juice that was all over your bald peepee head. Then the teenager walked away. When Ziggy was pulling up his pants he did not realize that he was being watched by a pervert who saw everything. So the pervert just forced his hand down into Ziggy’s underwear and he took Ziggy’s bald toddler peepee into his hand and he just started fondling Ziggy off and then the pervert said you are so smooth in your undies. Can you pull your undies down for me so I can take a quick looksie at your toddler peepee? Ziggy said no and that he has to get home but the pervert grabbed Ziggy and gently forced Ziggy to the ground and then the pervert just pulled Ziggy’s undies down and then the pervert pulled Ziggy’s knees apart and he started running his pointer finger all over Ziggy’s peepee head making Ziggy uncomfortable and then the Pervert just stuck Ziggy’s peepee in his mouth and he started licking Ziggy’s peeepee head off then the pervert forced himself into Ziggy’s fat jiggly kid boy bum and then the pervert said oh baby that’s nice I love that you’re kid bum is so fucking tight and the pervert spurted his cum up into Ziggy’s bum and left. I bet Ziggy has been fucked before while he was trick or treating with his friends and he got pulled into the bushes by a homeless man who said I love how sexy you are boy and I also love when you stuck your hand inside your pants now I can examine your toddler boys erect peepee. Then the homeless man ripped Ziggy’s costume pants off and took Ziggy’s toddler boys erected peepee into his hands and the homeless man started to just jerk Ziggy off super fast and then the homeless man took his erected penis out of his pants sat Ziggy down on his lap with his mouth covered and the homeless man forced his erected penis up into Ziggy’s tight boy pussy and the homeless man bounced Ziggy up and down from his smooth toddler boy hips and then the homeless man said I love the feel of your kid boy body then he laid Ziggy down and he just started sucking on Ziggy’s toddler boys erected bald peepee until the homeless man gave Ziggy his very first boy kid orgasm in his mouth and he swallowed Ziggy’s peepee juice then the homeless man smacked Ziggy on his fat jiggly boy bum and he took Ziggy’s dirty undies as his trophy. Then he left
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