The other day we were driving home, through the usually scenic downtown of Millburn, New Jersey.
But on this day, not so scenic. There was this sign outside the hardware store:
Barely open due to men with feces for brains.
Part of me loves it, but a larger part of me hates it - this is a family town!
But most of all... I want to know the story.
Any Millburn locals have the scoop?