A few random offerings from the mouths of my kids: The Ziggy Edition

Ziggy is two-years-old and has all the funny speech-isms that come with the age. A few of my favorite convos of late:

While we're playing in his room:

Ziggy: "Mommy! Be careful!"

Me: "Why?" I quickly assess what dangers could be lurking on the rug with the two of us and a pile of toy cars.

Ziggy: "Car coming! Car coming" as he zooms one by me.

____________________________

While we're eating in the kitchen:

Ziggy: "Apple! Apple"

Me: "Here you go." I hand him a shiny red one.

Ziggy: "No! No! A black apple!"

Me: "Huh?

Ziggy: "A BLACK apple!!!"

Me: Confused, looking around on the counter, then realizing. "Oh. You want a plum." I hand it to him and he smiles.

Ziggy: "Black apple."
____________________________


Halloween night

Me: "You're going to go as a cat."

Ziggy: "Me not a cat. Me Ziggy."

Me: "Yes, I know - but for Halloween you're Ziggy, who is a cat."

Ziggy: "No cat."

Me: "Then you can't go out with your sisters."

Ziggy: "Me no Ziggy! Me cat!"

What funny stuff do your kids say?