I wrote these down a while ago, and NaBloPoMo makes me decide to actually post them.
All quotes are from my daughter Magpie when she was 6 or 7 years old.
When we're on the way to a horseback riding party:
"Im a really good rider, for someone who has never ridden a horse."
When she asks if she can answer the phone, because she's sure it's Daddy calling:
"I can tell Daddy's ring."
To which I respond, "No you can't, they're all the same."
And she answers, "No, they're not. They're like license plates, no two are alike."
When she asks me to get her some ice from the freezer:
"I gotta put ice in the toilet. So it will make it snow."
Me: "But it's already going to snow."
Her: "I know. But kids in my class did it last time, and that's why we got two feet instead of one foot of snow."
At least I know who to thank for that winter wonderland.
What funny things do your kids say?