Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Magpie's First day of Kindergarten

Mommy: How was School?
Magpie: F.
Mommy: Really? An F? You don't really mean an F, do you?
Magpie: Well, actually, you're right, I don't... F minus.
Mommy: Really? Everything or just some parts?
Magpie: F minus. Everything.
Mommy: The teacher? She seemed so nice.
Magpie: F minus.
Mommy: Well, what about the snack? How could snack be an F minus?
Magpie: F minus. It was way too salty.
Mommy? How about the walk to school?
Magpie: It's not that it's too long, it's just that it's unpleasant. I told you F minus everything!!!!!!!

Sigh. There really should be a grade lower than F.

3 comments:

l.e.s.ter said...

What about the other kids? D+ maybe? I hope we'll be revisiting this in a few months and Molly will be dishing out A's and A+'s left and right.

skramly said...

Yes, let's hope she comes around. It's a lot of changes. But if that teacher isn't nice, I will personally come up there and kick her ass! Oops, I mean... her tushie.

Big City Mom said...

Thanks for your kind words, and luckily today took a turn for the better.

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