Last Week's Funniest Tweets... According to Me

Thanks very much to HuffPo for featuring my Curious George tweet in their roundup of the Best Parenting Tweets last week.

It inspired me to share some of my own favorite tweets, parenting theme not required.

My brother, of American Vernacular Landscapes, and dad to a 15-month-old:

Besides emphasizing meter and rhyme, are there things a parent can do to nurture a child's aptitude for gangster rap?
— Ethan Wolff (@lesster) February 21, 2013

My kitchen: the aftermath of a 48-hour crack bender, or a toddler left unsupervised for three minutes? #unsolvedmysteries
— Ethan Wolff (@lesster) March 7, 2013
 

Jessica of FourPlusAnAngel, whose family clearly is enjoying the clock change as much as mine:

I decided to tell the kids we turn the clocks forward tonight because I don't already answer enough questions in a day.
— Jessica Watson (@JessBWatson) March 9, 2013
 

Amber of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures, on husbands at the grocery store:

Husband texting from store, "How many ice cream drumsticks? A box of 4 or 8?" My answer, "24." Obviously.
— Crappy Pictures (@AmberDusick) March 14, 2013

I'm late hopping on the Honest Toddler bandwagon, but I'm glad I'm finally there:

I know he's your friend, but please call Tigger's probation officer. That raggedy jungle cat is not high on life.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 7, 2013

And last but not least, this from Sarah Silverman (on Facebook, not Twitter, but close enough)

"CURTIS FINCH JUNIOR is a viable argument that God exists and is good."

For those (i.e., my mom) who don't know who Curtis Finch Junior is, he's a contestant on American Idol. And he's awesome.

Know a funny Twitter account? Let me know in the comments!