The other day we were driving home, through the usually scenic downtown of Millburn, New Jersey.
But on this day, not so scenic. There was this sign outside the hardware store:
Barely open due to men with feces for brains.
Part of me loves it, but a larger part of me hates it - this is a family town!
But most of all... I want to know the story.
Any Millburn locals have the scoop?
I love it! I have no ambiguous feelings about it at all. But I am also quite curious.
ReplyDeleteps: Absolutely not what I was expecting.
I really do want to know the story. I checked the Patch, and didn't see anything there - they need to get on it!
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteI think you mean the "poop" :) it was worth a laugh for me, def. not family friendly although I applaud their choice of words...could have been worse!
ReplyDelete@michelle - it looks like they painted over whatever (worse, i'm guessing) word was there before "feces" which makes it all the funnier to me.
ReplyDeleteNow you've got me wanting to know too!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's because I don't have kids, but I think it's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYou win this weeks WW prize!
ReplyDelete@GayNYCDad - thank you! my blogging life is complete now :)
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to give us the poop, I mean, scoop, when you get it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, do you think they might have a few extras for sale?
Yeah, you gotta find out what's up with that and get back to us! The whole Internet is dying to know now:)
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Here from the Friday Alexa Hop! (:
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