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Friday, September 16, 2011

Instructions for My Husband: While delicious, bacon does not need to be included in every single dish you make.

I love bacon.

You love bacon.

And yet...

We don't need to include bacon in every meal, let alone every dish.

For example, when you cooked a delicious meal on Saturday night it was great that you included bacon in the home fried potatoes. It was a nice touch to wrap the steaks in bacon. But really, did you have to put bacon in the asparagus? Couldn't one dish be bacon-free?

As you know, I love bacon as much as the next person, but at least one dish in every meal should be bacon-free. One dish should also be low in sodium, but that is an instruction for another day.

Photo from the very awesome The Baconcyclopedia: The Ultimate Bacon Reference of Baconic Proportions.

This is my twenty-third instruction for my husband in the ongoing series Instructions for My Husband.
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15 comments:

  1. l.e.s.ter1/12/2010 10:41 AM

    Mmmm...bacon.

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  2. Anonymous9/16/2011 9:14 AM

    I may have to respectfully disagree with you. bacon=better

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  3. Anna ~ Random Handprints9/16/2011 9:18 AM

    @crookedlittlehouse - you will have to come for dinner one night when the huz is cooking!

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  4. Unknown9/16/2011 9:27 PM

    This made me burst out laughing : ) All three parts of the meal had bacon. SO FUNNY! What a guy!

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  5. Kristin9/17/2011 9:25 AM

    Too funny. I don't eat bacon, and my husband seems to be okay with that. However, the very few times we go out for breakfast, he always orders some. Can I send him over to your place for dinner some time?

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  6. RandomHandprints9/17/2011 10:53 PM

    your husband - and you - are welcome for dinner anytime!

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  7. RandomHandprints9/17/2011 10:54 PM

    Thanks, it still needs work but it's getting there...

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  8. RandomHandprints9/17/2011 11:33 PM

    yes, my huz is definitely some guy.

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  9. RandomHandprints9/17/2011 11:34 PM

    you will have to come to dinner sometime when the huz is cooking!

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  10. Christine Mack9/18/2011 9:46 PM

    I put bacon in cinnamon rolls..my husband loved it. If they had a bacon retreat he would go to it. I feel you pain!

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  11. RandomHandprints9/18/2011 10:35 PM

    mmm bacon in cinnamon rolls. that sounds almost too good to be true.

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  12. Shannon9/19/2011 1:00 AM

    My 6 year old son swears everything is better with bacon. ;o)

    Thanks for linking up with Friday Food on MomTrends.com!

    ~Shannon (Food Channel Editor @ MomTrends)

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  13. Alicia Harper9/19/2011 11:08 AM

    Hilarious, as usual. I love bacon too, but I'd certainly be sick of it if I ate it with every dish.

    Mommy Delicious

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  14. Mel's Box of Chocolates9/24/2011 1:05 PM

    My son would have loved this dinner! he had bacon ice cream over the summer in Rehoboth and loved it.

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  15. RandomHandprints9/24/2011 9:02 PM

    mmm, bacon ice cream sounds awesome! i'll have to get the name of the place next summer! and next summer would love to have your fam over for all-you-can-eat bacon dinner!

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