I'm in a book. In a book with some of my most favorite bloggers.
And as if that wasn't enough - and it's totally enough - the book is a Hot New Release on Amazon.
You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth is an anthology of 39 hilarious, mostly true essays compiled by the folks from the website In the Powder Room and edited by the one-and-only Leslie Marinelli - who you might know better as The Bearded Iris.
My contribution to the anthology is "The Last Nice Jewish Boy in Boston" which tells the story of how I met my husband. It takes place in the 1990s, a simpler time when the Internet was just a bitty little thing and texting was something you heard about people doing in Europe but were pretty sure was never going to catch on in the U.S.
For those who watch Princesses Long Island, my story is pretty much Season 1 condensed into 1,500 words without the Long Island accent.
"You Have Lipstick on your Teeth" is available on Amazon for Kindle and in old-school paperback.
To purchase from Amazon UK, Amazon Canada, Kobo, Diesel, Apple, Sony Reader, Nook or wholesale quantities... click here.
AND IF YOU'RE LOCAL IN NEW JERSEY... we'll be holding a book signing for "You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth" and I Just Want to Pee Alone at Kidville Westfield on Thursday, September 12. Come join us for refreshments and lots of laughs and fun.
Last but not least, I'm giving away a copy of "You Have Lipstick On Your Teeth" to one lucky winner!
To enter, just leave a comment with your favorite shade of lipstick!
And if you want to know how things between the Nice Jewish Boy from Boston and me turned out, head over to Facebook where I chronicle the joys of marriage to my beshert at Instructions for My Husband.
Winner announced on Tuesday!