Shoes by Kay

My daughter Kay likes order. No, make that loves order. She is the youngest clean freak in the land. She already has the only tidy room in the house, but still, I often find her trying to organize other areas. Lately it's been the pile of shoes by the front door.

Yesterday, she arranged them like this:

Today, I found them like this:

So Kay, while I appreciate your efforts, I think it only fair I break this to you now: the rest of your family are slobs. It is unlikely we will ever change. Try to accept us as we are... messy.