Still, I know there has to be something you could do. Get the breathe strips. Or the mask contraption breathe-y thing. Or the spray. Or just anything. I don't care. I just don't want to listen to your snoring every single night for the rest. of. my. life.
I just typed "stop snoring" into Google, and 2,140,000 entries were returned. That's over two million options to choose from to stop snoring! Today! Low Cost!
239,000 results provided the additional promise that they are GUARANTEED TO WORK! Certainly there must be something out there on one of those sites that will help you snore less, even if it won't stop your interminable snoring completely.
At the very least, don't get all annoyed with me when I wake you up because I can't sleep... because you're snoring.
Does anyone else have a snoring mate? What do you do?
This is the eleventh post in my ongoing series of Instructions for My Husband. {He has yet to follow any of them.}
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